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	April 2010 S44 RMR M1 Services Does make you wonder how it's possible to change S44 RMR into what is supposed to resemble SHARMA and actally get away with it without getting pulled. I mean, look at it.... utter cunt.
	March 2010 MA02 XXX Submitted by Michael In March's COTM, possibly nothing screams out at you straight away, until you realise that this twat has actually replaced the 0 with a D to completely misrepresent MA02 as MAD2. Makes you wonder what the traffic police do half the time. Utter Cunt
	February 2010 S7 CUC Submitted by Keith Fantastic example of a simply ridiculous attempt to turn a C into an E and create the name Steve from a few random digits. As always ....... the word cunt has to feature somewhere as this in case it is so very well deserved. Steve, you a complete cunt. Shame on you.
	January 2010 T12 UBM Canary Wharrf - London. Submitted by Simon Took me a few moment to suss out that this bumslut was attempting to turn T12 UBM into Tru BM with some ingenious and slightly sad mispacing & adjustment. errrr, why bother? Obviously a complete cunt and a well deserved member of these pages!
	December 2009 J40 TOF Rye - West Sussex From the back, just some cunt trying to turn a 4 into an A by using a numberplate screw. However, from the front, the muppet has actually extended the 4 with marker pen and also stuck a white screw over the tail of the 4 to form an A. The result is that the plate now attempts to read JA O TOF So that was worth it - Sad Christmas Cunt for you to finish up 2009!

	November 2009 J30 DST Prestwich, Manchester - Submitted by Bonni - Thanks This is a fantastic find by Bonni, not only has this fucktard attempted to spell the work BOOST on his Honda, he's also decided to spunk a load of cash on it to make it look .... errr shit. Buddy, you saved your money and got a better car that might actually get you laid instead of looking like a complete cunt driving this heap of utter poo that people laugh at. Your Billy Bolt together car isn't customising as there are other cunts out there driving the same car with the same mods - all looking like identical wankers.
	October 2009 T19 SER Rochester - Submitted by Joe B This sad cunt has to be seen to be believed. Fantastic attempt at turning an S into a G. WHAT A CUNT.
	September 2009 M11 HLE Desperate & appalling attempt by Michelle to turn a 1 into a C. Michelle, you are a proper cunt.
	August 2009 E11 VJS Surrey - Hot Rod Hayride Event What a complete fucktard. I was embarrassed for the bloke.
	July 2009 A18 RAN Rochester - submitted by Joe B Been sitting on this one for a while, so perfect time to use it. No comments necessary (for a change)!
	June 2009 L1 0HD Lichfield This gutless wonder decided to space his plate legally, and then attempt to turn his H into a Y by adding numerous yellow screws it. Obviously and without doubt, Lloyd is a complete cunt and a well deserved member of these pages.
	May 2009 ET51 EET Brighton - Submitted my Mike L Owned by a twat of a student who decided to turn the T into a P by the mis-placement of a number plate bolt in order to read ET Sleep, obviously after the Spielberg movie from 1982 'ET'. Why the fuck would you even consider doing this unless you were so incredibly stupid or so very stoned that you figured that displaying the words ET Sleep may just be a good idea? WRONG! Complete Cunt.
	April 2009 E11 OBR submitted by Alex M It's supposed to read Eugene O'Brien, but of course it doesn't as it's crap. Eugene has managed to get the plate printed as EU and then placed tape over the U so it sort of resembles 11 and then split up the last 3 letters. It seems like a lot of work when you really end up looking like a complete cunt. Eugene can actually be viewed at http://www.eugeneobrien.co.uk/
	March 2009 OO 7007 Submitted by Joe B This plate should read OO 7007, however it's been mis-spaced by a driver in a similar position to our COTM of January 2009. Mate, 007 is fictional, and to be honest is pretty shit, unless you have the mental age of a 10 year old. You sad fucktard.
	February 2009 M22 TTN Brighton Another day and another Cunt of the Month BMW. Let me introduce you to a fucktard by the name of Martin, who has decided to squish up his number-plate and then replace the last T with a shortened version of the same, in the hope it resembles an I.
	January 2009 A12 SYX Submitted by Dave F Gonna kick this year off with a: 'more money then sense - must have low profiles with tinted windows - no need for a towbar as it doesn't tow anything ever - on my very obviously on road'..... Range Rover. Fit into this catogory, and without doubt, even without the plate which on this occasion features a very classy bulldog, you belong on this page. Happy New Year
	December 2008 MO05 TNG Sheffield Whilst granted you must have a tiny penis to drive this fantatisc looking machine, it has been completly ruined by this utterly sad attempt to spell the Mustang. If can afford the 20K it takes to own one of this supurb vehicles and manage to also afford to the run the thing, why would you make yourself look like a complete cunt buy sticking this numberplate on it? You have; Mr Moostng, made the final cut of the year. Happy Christmas.
	November 2008 WW02 THO Submitted by Richard Smith Novembers well deserving COTM is Mrs Worthington. As you can tell, or maybe you can't, Mrs Worthington has attempted this appalling attempt on her lenghty surname. Fortunately for me, she also had her name printed underneath the undecipherable shit on her numberplate.
	October 2008 L10 VFU Alyslebury - Submitted by The Daz. Who would have thought it would be possible to turn the above registration into what you see on your left? Fantastic use of numberplate bolts and mis-spacing. A well deserved October place on COTM.
	September 2008 S77 EFA Brighton - love what Stef has done with the 7's on this plate, and also the added black & silver plate. Class Cunt - in a BMW of all motors. Who would have ever thought it!
	August 2008 J248 HCX Leicester - submitted by Alan Wing I know, unusual to have a COTM that is actually a straight number-plate without any mis-spacing, but this one is a little bit different. Black and Silver Pre 73 plate on a Van that belongs to an MOT Centre? Pot calling the kettle dirty arse I think!
	July 2008 S8 REK Brighton July's COTM appears here for the sheer stupidity of even wanting to have a picture of Shrek on a numberplate, let alone attempting to turn an 8 into a 2.
	June 2008 L1 JCV Mottingham, South East London - Submitted by Joe B - many thanks. Hard to believe that you would even attempt to turn L1 JCV into LUCY, let alone actually consider displaying something so desperate.
	May 2008 C15 ANO Rochester, Kent - Submitted by Joe B - many thanks. We reckon the 1st squished up letters form a D ..... the rest is guess work. Love those Pre 1973 plates on modern black cars!
	April 2008 P40 NCS One of the most foolish plates I've stumbled across this month is this fantastic example of how to turn a 4 into an H and a C into an E.
	March 2008 R17 SAA London (West End) - Submitted by Joe B - many thanks yet again! Squish it all together, fuck up the 7, turn the S into something obscure and you end up with this utter pile of poo.
	February 2008 J70 XYS & P70 OXY Bexley - Submitted by Joe B - many thanks Welcome to Mr & Mrs Fox - taken at a single address in Bexley with what could be a cheeky piece of black tape over the 7. What a perfect pair of cunts that truly deserve each other.
	January 2008 T10 YDG Merton, SW London - Submitted by Joe B - thanks Who would think it would be possible to turn a T into an L, you have to see it to believe it. Nice one Joe, this is a well deserved Cunt of the Month.
	December 2007 R666 MMA Submitted by Bruce, this little Gem was spotted in Croy near Glasgow. As you can see, Gemma has mis-spaced the plate and also added numerous numberplate screws to ensure that her plate R666 MMA almost resembles R6 GEMMA The 2nd 6 almost becomes a G, and the 3rd 6 almost becomes an E. Piss poor attempt but a well deserved place to finish up this years efforts.

	November 2007 L11 JNT It was a close run contest for this month's cunt of the month, so thanks for all your submissions. I received this one last month and it was too cuntish not to use,so here we have L11 JNT, as taken in Dartford by Joe B. Thanks Joe. Almost says the word CUNT.
	October 2007 S6 VGN Again submitted by Joe B, so thanks for that.Yet another BMW driver has produced October's Cunt Of The Month & quite rightly soHard to imagine that anyone would ever attempt to turn S6 VGN into the word 'SEVEN'. Fucking dickhead

	September 2007 R15 HUP Kent - Has to be seen to be believed. Who would think it possible that you could actually turn R15 HUP into the word BISHOP by misplacing numberplate screws and slightly amending the 5 to resemble an S.Without question, this the driver of this Merc is a complete CUNT. Many thanks to Joe B for sending this one to me. Very much appreciated.

	August 2007 R4 YSB This is Ray who appears on Page 1 of NAMES but this time with a different motor and a plate that's even worse then before! Ray, you're a fucking twat.
	July 2007 Crawley - If you were involved with a hit and run with Ellis, would you believe that this registration plate is actually supposed to read: ELL 15 A well deserved July Cunt Of The Month.. Thank you to our contributor lampshade for this one.
	June 2007 D5 DDY Silverstone - Not an anti BMW page - this is just how its working out. Another pretentious BMW driver
	May 2007 AP05 YBM Crawley - Fuck me it's a BMW hatrick! This illuded our contributor lampshade for many months, but she finally caught up with this pretentious twat. Mate - it's a BMW convertible, that's all.
	April 2007 BYE 8Y Brighton - Reserved for a BMW of course. This guy has cut the side of the '8' off to make it appear to be a 'B'. So very pretentious.
	March 2007 S19 SSG Brighton - No suprise - it's a BMW! SAS SG? Fuck me - you sad bastard!

CUNT OF THE MONTH

Pride of place for the most pretentious arseholes on the road