These pages are for all the sad individuals out there that force us to admire their poor attempts at illegally arranging their number-plates in such a way that we all know their names. These plates includes slient letters and almost invisible digits!

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Brighton - October 2007

Here we have John Margo.

Fortunately for us, John has his name written under his numberplate - that way it's impossible to confuse M14 RGO for the word knob, although I still struggle.

M25 - September 2007

Look everyone - - - - It's SCOTTY (in case you hadn't noticed).

Brighton- October 2007

Haven't seen a shit spelling of Sam for a while!!

Wales - Abergavenny- September 2007

Neil you absolute fuckhead.

Barking - November 2007

This Range Rover could possibly belong to George? !@*#

Barking - November 2007

Complete with Playboy bunny! Sad fucker.

Barking - November 2007

This is Jody's shit number plate.

Brighton - October 2007

SI MYC - I assume this one is a play on Simon, which is pretty pathetic.

Brighton - November 2007

This is Tania's appalling effort

Erith - October 2007

Submitted by Joe B

Knobber?

Newport - November 2007

Piss poor attempt at Cherie?

8th Dec - I've just been advised by Simon that as this was spotted in Wales, this could be a good attempt as spelling the Welsh name Ceri.

Thanks Simon.