These pages are for all the sad individuals out there that force us to admire their poor attempts at illegally arranging their number-plates in such a way that we all know their names. These plates includes slient letters and almost invisible digits!

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Newport - November 2007

Another piss poor attempt - this time at Donna?

November 2007 - submitted by Joe B - thanks!

I think it's almost been a whole month since we were blessed with another spunk-stain by the name of John!

Newport - November 2007

L30 N00

Leon kindly displaying his IQ after his name.

Brighton - November 2007

Not even the colour is right on this plate - Graham, you sad sad little man with a tiny weeny little penis.

Brighton- December 2007

What a mess! It is a name, right?

Brighton- December 2007 - Submitted by Simon - thanks.

Supposed to say Beth, if of course Beth begins with a D with a numberplate screw inserted in it!

How desperate?

Brighton- December 2007

It's the 1st one of these so far!

Brighton- December 2007

J1 MKW - lends itself to JIM KW

Brighton- December 2007 - submitted by lampshade

As seen on an almost professional driving school vehicle around the Brighton area.

Brighton- December 2007

I know, very well spaced & quite subtle but we all know it's supposed to spell STEER.

You just don't get a legal number one to look like '1', it legally has to be like this 'l'

Brighton- December 2007

I assume that this is Wren, but it could suppose to be When, I've really no idea!