These pages are for all the sad individuals out there that force us to admire their poor attempts at illegally arranging their number-plates in such a way that we all know their names. These plates includes slient letters and almost invisible digits!

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Lewisham - Feb 08, submitted by Joe B, many thanks

80 BBY

I'm sure Bobby payed a premium for this one.

Brighton- April 08

N555 HEL

Some kind of twisted 5 makes for a good but illegal S.

Brighton - April 08

Brighton - April 08

S44 DYM

London - April 08 - Thanks The Daz

DAV 1D

We know it's David Gilmour from Pink Floyd who paid £250K for the plate so I don't suppose a £1K fine for the plate and 3 points for parking on a Zigzag touch the sides!

London - April 08 - Thanks The Daz

M19 RKE

The DAV 1D plate was a one off .... now back to the normal sad bastards that can't quite afford the real thing!

Brighton - March 08

In his wisdom, BAZ has decided to add a numberplate screw to the 4 to turn it into an A.

Clever boy.

Brighton - April 08

K14 YTO

M25- April 08

Bridgend - April 08

S19 RAP

Desperate attempt to spell SARA

Manchester - May 08

T4N BM

As in Tania? Or BM as in BMW?

Manchester- May 08

P9 PSY

One half of Pepsy and Shirley?