These pages are for all the sad individuals out there that force us to admire their poor attempts at illegally arranging their number-plates in such a way that we all know their names. These plates includes slient letters and almost invisible digits!

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Brighton - May 2007

Hello Mr Nardo in one stupidly large motor.

One of Brighton's resturanters with a similar name but with Leo in front. Also, not spelt with a 4 ... obviously.

London - May 2007 - thanks Mat

Hello Jeff, you made it on to my site. Good to have a fucked up spelling of Jeff at last.

Brighton - May 2007

This is too crap to say the word Lyn's right? It can't be - it's embarrasing.

Brighton - May 2007

Two attempts on the name Lisa in the same day (see below)

Which one is better? This one, which includes a '2'?

Brighton - May 2007

Or this one. which includes a '5'?

Maybe neither as they are both shit.

M1 - June 2007

Same shit - different day!

Leeds - June 2007

Rich? Spelt without an 'i'

Dick.

M23 - June 2007

How unbelievably shit is this?

Dave has used a '4' as an 'A' and a 'Y' as a 'V'.

Would have looked better as D4 YEF. twat.

Crawley - March 07

Kieran? That's just shit!

Crawley - March 07

Mike - spelt with an additional, but silent '9'.

Good work!

Crawley - May 07

But what's this - get pulled did we Mike?

Mike only decided to display the correctly spaced plate on rear, the front plate was still as per above - less likely to get pulled from behind eh Mike?