These pages are for all the sad individuals out there that force us to admire their poor attempts at illegally arranging their number-plates in such a way that we all know their names. These plates includes slient letters and almost invisible digits!

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Crawley - July 2007

It would be wronh not to come across another version of Lisa every couple of weeks.

Brighton - July 2007

Ashly?

Chichester - July 2007

Please don't tell me this is a play on the name MICKEY. It's simply shit

A23 - July 2007

LOOK - Mr Wooton - what do you reckon?

Sure it begins with a W whatever it is!

Crawley - July 2007

This is Debbie Roberts.

We know this because under her number plate, for those that didn't recognise this pathetic efforts, she has her name printed.

Thanks for that Debbie, we needed the help as your numberplate is simply bollocks and very sad.

Brighton - August 2007

L9 ONJ

Leon with a 9.

Stupid Cock

Brighton - August 2007

MIGHTY JO.

This was due to end up in my Why Bother page, but the desperation of this one forces me to place it here.

Brighton - August 2007

Tiim (with 2 I's) is too chicken shit to have this plate on the back of his car as of course it's easier to be nicked from behind.

Tim - you're a gutless fanny. Change the front plate too you soggy yellow turd.

August 2007

This is Nick Head's motor, as displayed on the Saxo forum.

For the 1st time since I created this site, I've actually been given permission to use a photograph!

Thanks Nick

Brighton - August 2007

Beth - this is pathetic. I'm actually slightly embarassed

Brighton - August 2007

I'm sorry to say that this plate does appear to say BIG JO.

Jo may be big, but with a teeny tiny little penis.