These pages are for all the sad individuals out there that force us to admire their poor attempts at illegally arranging their number-plates in such a way that we all know their names. These plates includes slient letters and almost invisible digits!

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Bromley - August 2007

Here we have an appalling mis-spelling of the name CASSIDY, which as you can tell, doesn't look anything like it.

Brighton - August 2007

ERN6T

A BMW drivers interpretation of the spelling of the name Ernest, which yet again - doesn't really resemble the correct spelling at all.

Bromley - August 2007

BMW just for a change - (J4 XXU)

Strood, Kent - September 2007submitted by Joe B - thanks

XLE 5X - Magically transformed into the utter shit that you see before you.

Nice one Les.

Welling - September 2007

Submitted by Joe B

Hello Matt. I see that you've even engineered slightly italic 4's on your plate in a sad attempt to resemble an A.

Sad fuckwit.

M1 North - near Hemel Hempstead - September 2007

Submitted by Joe B

Is this suppoed to be Neil or Noel. The only obvious thing is that the C stands for Cunt.

Brighton - September 2007

This is one pathetic effort that really makes me cringe.

M1 - September 2007

TISH = TRISH = TOSH

M23 - September 2007

Shit quality, but this plate which is actually B15 RDE has been badly squished together to form the name BIRDE. Had to mention it incase you couldn't work it out because it's crap

Newquay - September 2007

Now would you look at this very clever arrangement!

Brighton, September 2006

MEG?